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Tue-Feb 26 2008
Idiot Commercial
"You don't leave town to buy a cup of coffee, why do it to buy a car?"
Ah, because cars aren't cups of coffee ?
Wed-Feb 20 2008
Polite, Calm Canada
"Three severed right feet have washed ashore on the Gulf Islands (British Colombia) in the past six months, in what police say is one of the most bizarre cases in recent memory.Third right foot discovered in Gulf Islands Via But Wouldn't It Be Cool?
Sat-Aug 11 2007
Etymology
The other day I began to wonder about the relationship between the words "Polynesia" and "Amnesia"-why did they have the same ending? Was amnesia poetically considered an "island of the mind"? It turns out that although both are from the Greek, they have different roots. Polynesia : Nesos - "islandAmnesia: Mimneskesthai - "to recall,"
Sat-Jan 27 2007
Sat-Jan 20 2007
All Hail Google
When Being a Verb is Not Enough: Google wants to be YOUR Internet.
Sun-Dec 31 2006
Sun-Mar 26 2006
Firefox Tip
If a web-site removes your
Firefox toolbars, and you have the
Web
Developer extension installed, just "Right-click/ Web Developer/ Miscellaneous/ Show
Window Chrome" to get your buttons back.
Sun-Feb 26 2006
Wed-Oct 19 2005
Blasphemy!
"The hierarchy of the Roman Catholic Church has published a teaching document instructing the faithful that some parts of the Bible are not actually true.I for one am shocked, just shocked. Catholic Church no longer swears by truth of the Bible Via MonkeyFilter
Sun-Aug 07 2005
Evolution
"Losses from organized retail theft have topped $30 billion annually, triple what they were a decade ago, according to the National Retail Federation, leading to higher prices, frequent out-of-stock problems and a more cumbersome shopping experience for consumers."Retail gangs take growing toll on sales Via Beyond the Beyond/Bruce Sterling
Wed-Jul 27 2005
Bread Crumbs
I start out reading about the New Battlestar Galactica (NYT) and end up with obtuse literary theory "For de Man, literature or texts--works or configurations that as signifying structures require reading--undo claims of authority, claims based on assumptions of the continuity of form with meaning and the possibility of totalizing a structure and, in a dominant philosophical tradition, on the category of the aesthetic or the continuity between perception and knowledge supposed to be guaranteed and exemplified by works of art."Whatever you say, buddy Via linkfilter Technorati Tags:battlestar+galactica , literary+theory
Sun-Jul 10 2005
We Live In Science Fiction
I haven't thought this all the way through, but if the economies of Massive-Multiplayer-Online-Games are interacting with the "real-world" economy, then wouldn't it be possible for a virtual currency to function like a real one? "Farming" MMORPGs for real-world money Technorati Tags:MMORPG
Thu-Apr 07 2005
I Just Wonder
" leave no property behind me of which it is necessary to dispose. As for the everyday objects that were of use to me, I ask they be distributed as seems appropriate. My personal notes are to be burned. I ask that this be attended to by Father Stanislaw (Eds: his personal secretary, Archbishop Stanislaw Dziwisz), whom I thank for his collaboration and help, so prolonged over the years and so understanding. As for all other thanks, I leave them in my heart before God Himself, because it is difficult to express them."Why did John Paul II want his personal notes destroyed? It just seems odd to me, especially since I suppose he could easily have had them locked away for say, 100 years or so. I also find it interesting that throughout all of NPR's painfully extensive coverage I've heard no one comment on the Pope's request. Complete Text Of Will
Sun-Mar 27 2005
Redoing The Math
About my earlier Post
about the "never sleep with anyone with more problems/crazier than you" rule. I realized had 2 hidden
assumptions:
1: Everyone could tell how many problems they and other people had. 2: No one used deceit.
Sat-Mar 26 2005
Doing The Math
If you follow the old adage "never sleep with anyone with more problems than you"
you have 2 sets of possible partners:
1:People who have less problems than you that don't follow the rule. 2:People who have exactly the same number of problems as you. This is the also the outcome if everyone follows the rule.
Tue-Mar 01 2005
World-Class Packratting
Jason Scott is archiving every Podcast ever made.
"So one day I looked at Podcasts. I liked some aspects of them, so I am downloading all of them. Every one. I am going back and swiping older ones as I can find them, but I'm still in the process of getting every single one, so it's taking some time. I have them in languages I've never spoken, and I have listened to less than one tenth of one percent of them. At last count I'm at 75 gigabytes of podcasts which works out to roughly 7,500 individual files. I suspect there are doubles and many missed files, but we'll see if that comes with time.Via Boing Boing
Fri-Jan 14 2005
Faux Pas
So Prince Harry is in deep kimchi for wearing a Nazi "uniform" to a costume party.
This got me wondering about the semiotics of wearing a costume. Apparently it's
bad for Harry to appear in Nazi regalia because of who he is. Other than that I
can't figure out how exactly he gave offence. People wear Nazi uniforms all the
time for movies and nobody gets upset. People dress as Satan and they aren't
berated for it. If wearing a Satan costume doesn't mean you side with the embodiment
of evil then wearing a Nazi costume doesn't mean you like the Nazis. That said, Harry
wore the lamest Nazi costume I have ever seen. They may have been evil, but they
had cool looking clothes.
Sun-Sep 26 2004
Sun-Sep 19 2004
Searching And Not Finding
Ask for help finding the stuff you can't find
"Welcome to CantFindOnGoogle.comI can relate. I'm constantly trying to find out where I can buy stuff at an actual brick and morter store. There are a gazillion sites who will sell me any product under the sun and ship it to my tiny unsecured mailbox but I'm flabergasted that there is no good way to find who in my area has sweatshirts with big hoods. Link Via RealityCarnival
Mon-Jul 26 2004
Deep Thoughts Cheap
If, as Keats says, Beauty is truth, and truth is beauty
then what exactly are ugly people lying about?
Mon-Jun 14 2004
Remembering Bill and Ivan
" The decisive battle for the liberation of Europe began sixty years ago this month when a Soviet guerrilla army emerged from the forests and swamps of Belorussia to launch a bold surprise attack on the mighty Wehrmacht's rear. The partisan brigades, including thousands of Jewish fighters and concentration-camp escapees, devastated the rail lines linking the German Army Group Center to its bases in Poland and Eastern Prussia.Link Via Ethel the Blog
Mon-May 31 2004
Sweet Baby Cheebus
"A veteran South Tucson police sergeant is under investigation for firing his stun gun to subdue a handcuffed 9-year-old girl.I don't know what the big deal is all about. Maybe she was a REALLY BIG handcuffed 9-year-old. Or maybe the sergeant thought she was a high-value prisoner and was trying to soften her up for interrogration. Link Via MemeMachineGo! by way of Unknown News
Mon-May 10 2004
Interesting
Why does the address http://http:// connect up with
www.microsoft.com?
Tue-May 04 2004
To Do What With?
Microsoft is expected to recommend that the "average" Longhorn PC feature a dual-core CPU running at 4 to 6GHz; a minimum of 2 gigs of RAM; up to a terabyte of storage; a 1 Gbit, built-in, Ethernet-wired port and an 802.11g wireless link; and a graphics processor that runs three times faster than those on the market today.With those kind of specs it better be able to make me all tingly in my naughty bits Link Via Fark
Sun-Apr 25 2004
Ambition
The killers, in fact, laughed at petty school shooters. They bragged about dwarfing the carnage of the Oklahoma City bombing and originally scheduled their bloody performance for its anniversary. Klebold boasted on video about inflicting "the most deaths in U.S. history." Columbine was intended not primarily as a shooting at all, but as a bombing on a massive scale. If they hadn't been so bad at wiring the timers, the propane bombs they set in the cafeteria would have wiped out 600 people. After those bombs went off, they planned to gun down fleeing survivors. An explosive third act would follow, when their cars, packed with still more bombs, would rip through still more crowds, presumably of survivors, rescue workers, and reporters. The climax would be captured on live television. It wasn't just "fame" they were after?Agent Fuselier bristles at that trivializing term?they were gunning for devastating infamy on the historical scale of an Attila the Hun. Their vision was to create a nightmare so devastating and apocalyptic that the entire world would shudder at their power.Link Via Factovision
Sun-Apr 18 2004
Kindly Old Men
One by one, the 14 men, looking kindly, sitting politely as if engaged in simple conversation at a coffee shop, detail their experiences.Link
Sat-Dec 27 2003
Prescient
" The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity."The Second Coming-William Butler Yeats
Tue-Oct 28 2003
Speechless
The parents of four boys adopted from New Jersey's troubled foster care system were arrested Friday, two weeks after police found that the youngsters, ages 9 to 19, had been so starved that none weighed more than 50 pounds, the Camden County prosecutor said yesterday.Link
Tue-Sep 02 2003
What a Maroon
Handy Hint: If you are going to write a virus that takes over a couple of million computers and
then launches a DDoS attack against Microsoft don't have
the infected computers report back to your easily traced personal web-page.
Duh
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