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LMC changed the links to their
screencaps, making some of my
links invalid. I've fixed one
post, but if you find another feel
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After 665 days of searching for nonexistent WMD "we" have
given up. It's a good thing too, since
"we" are unable to keep enormous known explosive dumps out
of the hands of bad guys. Oh yea-and Bush Lied
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" The Bush administration's 2008 budget cuts deeply into the
FBI's crucial criminal program, further crippling the bureau's ability
to tackle white-collar fraud, police abuse, civil rights violations and
many other crimes, a Seattle P-I analysis has found.
...
"At a time when fraud is a huge undercurrent of the subprime mortgage
crisis, this will completely wipe out the FBI's white-collar program,"
the source said. "The ability to investigate cases like Enron will be
severely handicapped. And look at public corruption. Those are complex
investigations that take about five agents to work one
case.""
What!? The Bush administration is crippling the FBI's ability to investigate
political and corporate crime-I'm just shocked, shocked. This seems so
unlike them.
" A young Saint Louis, Missouri motorist faces trouble with
local police upset at the national attention his September 7 video of an
out-of-control officer has drawn to ongoing problems within area law
enforcement agencies. On Sunday, Brett Darrow filmed a Saint Louis
Metropolitan Police Department cruiser staking out his home.
"It was the first time I've seen it," Darrow told TheNewspaper. "But my
neighbor said he's seen a lot of police down our dead end street since
all of this happened."
When Darrow walked outside to his 1997 Nissan Maxima, he noticed two
officers sitting in a marked squad car, numbered 65. There is little
question as to why the officers were there.
"As I got into the car, he started to pull up the street and he and his
partner just stared me down," Darrow explained.
The patrol car drove away as Darrow started his car and followed.
Because his camera had been set to capture night-time footage, the first
45 seconds of the video is obscured. It does, however, capture the
police car making questionable turning maneuvers in order to get away.
Members of the police community are on the record regarding their desire
to stake out Darrow's home and harass the twenty-year-old. In late June,
users of St. Louis CopTalk, an unofficial forum for Saint Louis area law
enforcement, posted Darrow's home address along with messages containing
apparent death threats in retaliation for the young motorist's taping of
a DUI roadblock in November and a traffic ticket in June. One CopTalk
user repeating the address wrote, "Every copper, City and County, should
etch this little punks [sic] name in their [sic] memory. Brett Darrow,
[address deleted], city of St. Louis.""
" This morning, you left the house tagged with a tracking
device that the government can use to find out where you have been and
where you are going.
I'm talking, of course, about your cell phone. Mobile phones communicate
continuously with cellular towers in order to receive calls, sending out
a signal registering its existence and identity with the provider's
nearest towers. The provider stores this cell-site data, which can be
triangulated to determine the customer's physical location.
While most courts considering the issue have held that police need
"probable cause" to track your movements, a new decision (.pdf) last
week out of the U.S. District Court of Massachusetts holds that law
enforcement need show only "relevance to an ongoing investigation" to
get a historical record of your past movement (something like the Jeffy
trail in The Family Circus cartoon)."
" London has 10,000 crime-fighting CCTV cameras which cost
£200 million, figures show today.
But an analysis of the publicly funded spy network, which is owned and
controlled by local authorities and Transport for London, has cast doubt
on its ability to help solve crime.
A comparison of the number of cameras in each London borough with the
proportion of crimes solved there found that police are no more likely
to catch offenders in areas with hundreds of cameras than in those with
hardly any.
In fact, four out of five of the boroughs with the most cameras have a
record of solving crime that is below average."
" The series revolves around Bernard's misanthropic loathing
of the outside world in general and the people who live there in
particular, represented mainly by his customers. Bernard displays little
enthusiasm for or interest in retail (or, indeed, anything outside
drinking, smoking and reading) and refuses to interact with the outside
world."
Ah yes, bookselling...leaving retail did my mental health no end of
good.
" One of my pet peeves about political reporting is the fact
that some of my journalistic colleagues seem to want to be in another
business - namely, theater criticism. Instead of telling us what
candidates are actually saying - and whether it's true or false,
sensible or silly - they tell us how it went over, and how they think it
affects the horse race. During the 2004 campaign I went through two
months' worth of TV news from the major broadcast and cable networks to
see what voters had been told about the Bush and Kerry health care
plans; what I found, and wrote about, were several stories on how the
plans were playing, but not one story about what was actually in the
plans."
Richard Kelly's
(Donnie Darko)
new film,
Southland Tales, will finally be released on November 9, 2007.
The trailer
looks interesting. And I think it's nice to
see Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) doing something that isn't a shoot-em-up
or sports-related.
Via Fimoculous
" Nalini Ghuman, a UK-born music professor at Mills College
in Oakland, can't return to her home in the US, because the State
Department revoked her visa and won't tell her or anyone else
why.
...
Outside, Mr. Flight made frantic calls for help. He said the British
Consulate tried to get through to the immigration officials in charge,
to no avail. And Ms. Ghuman said her demands to speak to the British
consul were rebuffed.
"They told me I was nobody, I was nowhere and I had no rights," she
said. "For the first time, I understood what the deprivation of liberty
means."
...
After a year of letters and inquiries, Ms. Ghuman and her Mills
College lawyer have been unable to find out why her residency visa was
suddenly revoked, or whether she was on some security watch list. Nor
does she know whether her application for a new visa, pending since last
October, is being stymied by the shadow of the same unspecified problem
or mistake.
...
"I don't know why it's happened, what I'm accused of," she said.
"There's no opportunity to defend myself. One is just completely
powerless.""
Thank Ghod the Feds are protecting me from Welsh Elgar-scholars,
because
everybody knows they'll take our freedom with their freedom-sucking powers.
" Someone has a website going where every single thing
mentioned in Spook Country has a blog entry and usually an illustration
so, every reference, someone has taken it, researched it and written a
sort of little Wikipedia entry for it and all in the format of a website
that pretends to be from a magazine called Node, which is an imaginary
magazine, within
Spook Country
, and which turns out to be imaginary in the context of the narrative."
" Another apparent violation of the law by Bush administration officials came to light this week, as a Freedom of Information Act request by the Electronic Frontier Foundation revealed that the FBI had sent letters to telecommunications providers requesting that they "provide a community of interest" for telephone numbers the FBI was investigating. The documents were among the so-called exigent letters that the FBI has admitted were "improper" (read: illegal). But in a Monday blog post, EFF's Kurt Opsahl charged that the "community of interest" requests were fresh evidence that the FBI had broken the law.
Opsahl points to a glossary of government terms that defines a "community of interest" as "A grouping of users who generate a majority of their traffic in calls to other members of the group." That suggests that the FBI was asking carriers to analyze a suspect's call patterns and the call patterns of his friends in order to identify which individuals were closely associated with the suspect. Opsahl notes that the Electronic Communications Privacy Act places strict limits on the information a telecommunications carrier can share with the government, and information about "communities of interest" are not among the types of information carriers may disclose. "
I am once again bemused by how "illegal" actions by departments of the
Federal government never lead to where I expect them to: charges filed,
arrests made, trials held, verdicts rendered.
" Sunday Night, later named Michelob Presents Night
Music, was an NBC late-night television show which
aired for two seasons between 1988 and 1990 as a showcase for jazz and
eclectic musical artists. ... " (Quote from the Wikipedia entry.)
"A revelation to music
fans, this show appeared and disappeared with little fanfare, being
light-years ahead of the bulk of it's audience in style and substance.
Every possible realm of music was boldly explored...from minimalist
art-noise to traditional folk styles and everything beyond and
in-between. Absolute genius, a marvelously noncommercial experiment that
was doomed to failure despite itself. ..." (Quote from user comment at the IMDb entry
for 'Sunday Night')"
" FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS is an audio play, with
backing music, based on Hunter S. Thompson's classic book. It was
recorded to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the book's publishing. The
musical background includes several classic rock songs referenced by the
text.
Principal cast includes: Harry Dean Stanton (narrator); Jim Jarmusch
(Duke); Maury Chaykin (Gonzo); George Segal (Dr. Bloomquist); Joan
Cusack (Lucy); Jann Wenner (Rolling Stone Editor); Todd Snider
(Hitchhiker); Harry Shearer (Cop At Flamingo Registration, Executive
Director and Police Chief At D.A. Conference, Biker At Mint 400,
Lacerda, Dwarf, Sound Equipment Man, Voices Of Nixon and Walter
Cronkite); Buck Henry (Desk Clerk); Jimmy Buffett (Cop In
Desert)."
" On Sept. 18, 2002, CIA director George Tenet briefed
President Bush in the Oval Office on top-secret intelligence that Saddam
Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction, according to two
former senior CIA officers. Bush dismissed as worthless this information
from the Iraqi foreign minister, a member of Saddam's inner circle,
although it turned out to be accurate in every detail. Tenet never
brought it up again."
"" Seam-carving for content-aware image resizing" makes it possible to stretch or shrink an image in a non-uniform manner that changes the composition of a scene without distorting the key objects. It also allows you to delete unwanted objects or people from a shot without obviously distorting the background."
" Scientists at the University of Rochester and the J.
Craig Venter Institute have discovered a copy of the genome of a
bacterial parasite residing inside the genome of its host species.
The research, reported in today's Science, also shows that lateral gene
transfer-the movement of genes between unrelated species-may happen much
more frequently between bacteria and multicellular organisms than
scientists previously believed, posing dramatic implications for
evolution.
Such large-scale heritable gene transfers may allow species to acquire
new genes and functions extremely quickly, says Jack Werren, a principal
investigator of the study. If such genes provide new abilities in
species that cause or transmit disease, they could provide new targets
for fighting these diseases."
...
" "It didn't seem possible at first," says Werren, professor of biology
at the University of Rochester and a world-leading authority on the
parasite, called wolbachia. "This parasite has implanted itself inside
the cells of 70 percent of the world's invertebrates, coevolving with
them. And now, we've found at least one species where the parasite's
entire or nearly entire genome has been absorbed and integrated into the
host's. The host's genes actually hold the coding information for a
completely separate species.""