"Clean" version of blast door diagram
Via The Tail Section
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"If you understood everything I said, you'd be me" - Miles Davis "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees" - George W. Bush "There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." - Bertrand Russell "Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government." - Lenny Bruce "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" - Homer Simpson "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we" - George W. Bush |
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Dead or Alive.
After 665 days of searching for nonexistent WMD "we" have given up. It's a good thing too, since "we" are unable to keep enormous known explosive dumps out of the hands of bad guys. Oh yea-and Bush Lied
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Thu-Mar 30 2006
Lost / Blast Door-a-palooza
Lostpedia has a comprehensive analysis of the blast door diagram, including
all notations and latin translations.
One of the more interesting aspects of the diagram to me is that it has more than one style of writing. It appears to have been compiled by more than one person. And why keep it secret, and from whom? I'm guessing that Locke didn't try the pantry vent because he's too big.
Lost / Blast Door
Big annotated picture of blast door diagram-chock full o' clues.
Via 815 Big readable picture of blast door diagram w/o annotations via The Tail Section
Lost / I'm on Crack
It wasn't Jack's Gabrielle whho had her house inspected by Locke, it was Sayid's
long lost Nadia. My apologies.
Via IMDB
Lost / Hatch Song
The song Locke was listening to while riding the exercise bicycle is "Compared to What" performed by Les McCann and written by Eugene McDaniels. Lyrics found here.
Via TWOP Lost Forum
Wed-Mar 29 2006
Lost/Ep#217-Lockdown - UV Diagram
Lost/Ep#217-Lockdown
Spoilers after the space
After Lost
There's only been one episode, but I liked what I saw of "Heist" on NBC. It's a nice semi-light dessert after the dark main course of "Lost". "Invasion" was good, but to me it was
more "what the hell is going on" than I want in one night.
Sun-Mar 26 2006
What's A Cubit?
Come 2050 and the oceans rise, will you be high and dry or studying "Waterworld" for tips?
Flood Maps hacks GoogleMaps to show you the effects
of 0-14meters of flooding.
My neighborhood comes off pretty well, but the commute south will be a problem.
Via Futurismic
Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit bull
Ask Metafilter considers What's the funniest joke that doesn't involve making fun of anyone?
Firefox Tip
If a web-site removes your
Firefox toolbars, and you have the
Web
Developer extension installed, just "Right-click/ Web Developer/ Miscellaneous/ Show
Window Chrome" to get your buttons back.
Adding Insult to Injury
"After Katrina ravaged the Big Easy six months ago, Greg Meffert, the city's chief information officer, got downtown businesses back online by opening the city's wireless mesh network-originally deployed to link surveillance cameras?to anyone who needed it. For free.Wi-Fi Fight Brews in Big Easy Via del.icio.us/popular
Lost/Miscellaneous
Holy Crap
"A gunman opened fire early Saturday in a home, killing six young partygoers and critically injuring at least one other before committing suicide when confronted by police outside.This is unsettling. I've been to parties just like this, though not usually till 7am, and not on Capitol Hill. No angry voices, no fighting, no warning. The shooter doesn't sound like somebody who just lost it-he had stocked up. I wonder if we'll ever know what the orange "Now" was all about. Gunman Kills Six, Self in Seattle Home
Sat-Mar 25 2006
The Fairer Sex
Overheard on the street:
Preteen girl: "Hey Natalie, we're going to burn army men!"
Thu-Mar 23 2006
Privatization
"About 6,000 non-Iraqi security contractors are operating in Iraq. During nine months in 2004-05, contractors reported firing into 61 civilian vehicles; no one was ever prosecuted. Security analysts say it is likely that such incidents are vastly underreported.Hired guns unaccountable Via robot wisdom weblog
Wed-Mar 22 2006
No Fun
Windshield wiper blades are clearly the work of the Dark Lord, the enemy of mankind, Satan.
Oh, they're your friends when they're shiny and new, but just wait until they start to wear out and
get all soft and floppy. Then try to replace them. They will resist you like the
demonic minions they are.
Lost/EP 216 "The Whole Truth"
If you haven't seen the episode, SPOILERS AHEAD
They Could Be Your Neighbor!
"American's increasing acceptance of religious diversity doesn't extend to those who don't believe in a god, according to a national survey by researchers in the University of Minnesota's department of sociology.Atheists identified as America?s most distrusted minority Via del.icio.us/popular
Mon-Mar 20 2006
Owning Reality
"* The Earth revolves around the Sun.This Essay Breaks the Law Via Viridian Mailing List
Sun-Mar 19 2006
Surfing
With broadband, you can do things like going to TinyPic.com and clicking away on the "random" button for
say, a good hour or more. And if you did you would come across a lot of kitschy anim-gifs, pictures
of new cars, and stuff like this:
![]() Soldiers of the future discover that gas masks make stylish codpieces. ![]() Relax-That's a pacifier, not Grandma's false teeth crammed into a newborn's mouth.
No Bailout
"Two key players in the city's decision whether to overhaul KeyArena at taxpayer expense are saying they have limited money, limited sympathy for the Sonics' owners and limited fear of the team's threat to leave.I'm amazed (and delighted) that Seattle may opt out of the national pastime of subsidising the business of major league sports. But then again we are still paying for 3 stadiums (including one that's been demolished) and there are lots of expensive transportation projects in the works. City playing hardball with Sonics?
DHS/DOD
"Most federal agencies that play key roles in the war on terror are doing a dismal job of protecting their computers and information networks from hackers and viruses, according to portions of a report to be released by a key congressional oversight committee Thursday.Explain to me again how Republicans are the "Strong on Defense" party. DHS Gets Another F in Computer Security Via Slashdot
Sat-Mar 18 2006
Sloppy And/Or Illegal
"Representative Henry Waxman (D-CA) has alleged in a letter to White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card that President Bush signed a version of the Budget Reconciliation Act that, in effect, did not pass the House of Representatives. Further, Waxman says there is reason to believe that the Speaker of the House called President Bush before he signed the law, and alerted him that the version he was about to sign differed from the one that actually passed the House. If true, this would put the President in willful violation of the U.S. Constitution."Congressman writes White House: Did President knowingly sign law that didn't pass? "The $2 Billion TypoThe Broken Branch
Quack
"The single word most frequently associated with George W. Bush today is "incompetent,"and close behind are two other increasingly mentioned descriptors: "idiot" and "liar." All three are mentioned far more often today than a year ago."Bush Approval Falls to 33%, Congress Earns Rare Praise
Fri-Mar 17 2006
Thu-Mar 16 2006
Lost/Big Sister Alias
In another futile effort to penetrate the mystery that is "Lost" I went over some episode
guides to "Alias", J.J. Abram's previous show, in order to get some idea of what sort of
plot devices we might expect.
Alias Plot Elements Used in "Lost"
Wed-Mar 15 2006
See No Evil
"Budget cuts and poor management may be jeopardizing the future of our eyes in orbit America's fleet of environmental satellites, vital tools for forecasting hurricanes, protecting water supplies and predicting global warming.Yea, what do we need those satellites for anyway? It's not like a major American city was just destroyed by a hurricane or that 2% of Texas has burned this year. America needs to develop a broader concept of "National Security". Budgets Imperil Environmental Satellites Via Daily Kos
Tue-Mar 14 2006
Oldy But Goodie
"Anne V - 01:31 pm PDT - Sep 9, 1999 - Elk. Elk are very big this year, because of the rain and good grazing and so forth. They aren't rolling. They are alternately napping and eating. They each have a ribcage. Other dogs are working on them from the outside. It's all way too primal in my yard right now. We tried the hose trick. At someone elses house, which is where they climbed in and began to refuse to come out. Many hours ago. I think that the hose mostly helps keep them cool and dislodges little moist snacks for them. hose failed"This might have been the first "look what I found" thing that I ever emailed, back before blogs, when dinosaurs ruled the interweb. Dogs In Elk
Schadenfreude
I've always taken comfort in the knowledge that no matter how funked up my car is, there
will always be somebody driving something worse. And now I see that the principle applies
to bad websites too.
Via The Presurfer
Mon-Mar 13 2006
Surfing
The Big MoboDaddy's heads-up on the
New collection of short stories by Bruce Sterling led to a
forthcoming anthology/overview of the Space Opera which led to Scott Westerfeld's site and a Westerfeld interview (I highly recommend his "Succession" series: "The Risen Empire" and "The Killing of Worlds") which led to the New Weird literary movement which led to Valerio Evangelisti, at which point I had to pause in order to blog.
Sun-Mar 12 2006
Sat-Mar 11 2006
Glamour
The most frightening thing I've seen all month. The bad plastic surgery is one thing, but those
two guys are going to star in their own nightmare. Click at your own risk.
Via Bifurcated Rivets
TIA
"The promise of data mining is compelling, and convinces many. But it's wrong. We're not going to find terrorist plots through systems like this, and we're going to waste valuable resources chasing down false alarms. To understand why, we have to look at the economics of the system.Why Data Mining Won't Stop Terror
Lost/"Evil" Twins
Egoplex Blog provides
more grist for the concept of twins/duplicates on Lost
Fri-Mar 10 2006
Big O
"According to a printout from a computer controlled by the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the U.S. Department of Justice, I am an enemy of the state.An enemy of the state Via Cryptome
Neato
Why didn't anybody tell me that triple-clicking in Firefox selects a line of text?
I was using left-drag, but this is cleaner.
Thu-Mar 09 2006
DIY
"What was once a global network financed by elusive donors and administered by Al Qaeda "fund- managers" has now fragmented into a constellation of franchises that sustain themselves primarily through crime.Why terror financing is so tough to track down Via Slashdot |