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"If you understood everything I said, you'd be me" - Miles Davis "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees" - George W. Bush "There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." - Bertrand Russell "Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government." - Lenny Bruce "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" - Homer Simpson "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we" - George W. Bush |
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Lost Linkage
Dead or Alive.
After 665 days of searching for nonexistent WMD "we" have given up. It's a good thing too, since "we" are unable to keep enormous known explosive dumps out of the hands of bad guys. Oh yea-and Bush Lied
The Other Utility Fog
Katrina/NOLA Links
Timelines
They link to me, I link to them, They link to me...
Metablogging
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Fri-Jun 30 2006
Testing
Nothing to see here, officer.
Thu-Jun 29 2006
Blush
bookofjoe calls Utility Fog Blog "One spectacular website". He's on the blogroll now for sure. His site isn't too shabby either.
Prejudgement
"Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist said Thursday he would push legislation allowing President Bush to use military tribunals to prosecute terrorism suspects at Guantanamo Bay.Aren't they legally "terrorists" only after the trial, not before it? Sen. Frist to Push Guantanamo Bill Presumption of innocence
Tue-Jun 27 2006
Sun-Jun 18 2006
Wait A Minute
So I rented Underworld: Evolution and found it acceptable, if not exceptional. It's got loads of the old ultra-violence, Derek Jacobi lending an air
of dignity, and of course, Kate Beckinsale in very tight rubber pants. But they just about lost me when
the villain grabs a cable and pulls a flying helicopter down. If you can't figure
out why this won't work, no matter how strong you are, do some chin-ups and think
about it.
Sat-Jun 17 2006
Timetable
"Iraq's vice president has asked President Bush for a timeline for the withdrawal of foreign forces from Iraq, the Iraqi president's office said.Somebody's not following the script. Top Sunni asked Bush for pullout timeline
Nanny State
"The first casualty in the state's war on Internet gambling is a local Web site where nobody was actually doing any gambling.Lovely. And since this post informs you that internet gambling exists, I guess it might be illegal too. This column may be illegal Via Slashdot
Thu-Jun 15 2006
Oh, Hell Yea
Initiative 91
"AN ORDINANCE to Prohibit the City of Seattle from Providing or Leasing Facilities or other Goods, Services, or Real Property to Professional Sports Organizations at Below Fair Value, and Providing A Method to Enforce this Restriction"
Which Is It?
""These are men who had gone on a hunger strike together," said Navy Rear Adm. Harry Harris, commander of the prison network. "The methods of hanging themselves were similar. I believe this was a coordinated attempt."Committed Jihadists "One of the three detainees who committed suicide at Guantánamo Bay was due to be released but had not been told, the man's lawyer said today.Safe Person, Free to be Released
Wed-Jun 14 2006
Living in Science Fiction
I'm reading the advance uncorrected proof of Karl Schroeder's new book,
and like everything else by Schroeder I've read, it's excellent.
Sun of Suns is set in a balloon 3000 kilometers in diameter that's in
orbit around Virgo. The level of technology has been engineered/enforced to
about the level of the American Civil War, and of course there is no gravity. It's like a pirate story in a ocean of air.
Karl Schroeder's Official Site From his "concept blog" Age of Embodiment: "There is, however, one grain of truth to the idea of the singularity, and that is because we are already starting to create machines that nobody understands, using genetic algorithms. Someone could study eg. the strange electrical circuits that have been evolved in some experiments, and figure out how they work, but if we started to apply genetic algorithms to the design of many or most devices, we would rapidly reach a point where nobody had the time and resources to figure out how the majority of new devices work. It would happen this way: you have a certain set of resources and want to build an X using those resources. Traditional designs won't work. You employ a genetic algorithm and evolve a design that does work with maximum efficiency given your resources. Build X and repeat for any Y. (A good example is the evolved antenna used by NASA one of its newest satellites.) It's by no means clear that we can design analysis software to keep up with such creativity, or that we could keep up with the reports it produced if a large number of manufactured items were being evolved in this way.
Sun-Jun 11 2006
Lost / Desmond and Penny?
![]() Top - Desmond's photo in Swan hatch : Ep#203 "Orientation" Bottom - Penny Widmore's photo " Ep#223 "Live Together, Die Alone" The damn things aren't even close! While Desmond is identical in both photos, the women are different, their hair is different, and one has a white shirt while the other shirt is black. So, dumb production/continuity error or eerie plot twist? Via The Fuselage forums
Lost / Pala Ferry
![]() Something I didn't catch watching "Live Together, Die Alone"-There's a sign for the "Pala Ferry" (mentioned in the Pearl hatch orientation video) at the boat dock. Another view from Lost-Media: Pala Ferry sign Via The Fuselage forums
Sat-Jun 10 2006
Fafblog good, UFog Like Fafblog
""The world hasn't ended!" says Giblets eatin our last piece a world. "It just happens to be going through a naturally-recurring cycle of world and not-world!"after the end of the world
Paranoid?
A Chronology of Data Breaches
Reported Since the ChoicePoint Incident
(Feb 15, 2005 to present) Very Scary, and under-reported in the media.
Thu-Jun 08 2006
Mad Jack
"In 1940, some of the German commanders who were overseeing the push into France began to receive seemingly random reports of soldiers having been killed with broad-head arrows or hacked with a English Claymore. Effective enough weapons it would seem, but archaic even in that day and age. They likely could have guessed the bowman was an English soldier, but they couldn't have appreciated these as the calling card of the rabid eccentric, Captain Jack Churchill."Any Officer Who Goes Into Action Without His Sword is Improperly Dressed
Mon-Jun 05 2006
He Found a Groove and Mined It
"Tichư is truly one of the great 'finds' of an unknown artists who worked on the outside edges of the art world. Following the communist takeover Tichư spent some eight years in prison camps and jails for no particular reason other than he was 'different' and was considered subversive. Upon his release in the early 70's, Tichư wandered his small town in rags, pursuing his obsession as an artist with the female form by photographing in the streets, shops and parks with cameras he made from tin cans, childrens spectacle lenses and other junk he found on the street. He would return home each day to make prints on equally primitive equipment, making only one print from the negatives he selected."You have to admire anyone who can cobble a working camera together out of crap he finds in the trash. Miroslav Tichy Via Gibson Blog
Sun-Jun 04 2006
Now Playing: The Polka of Doom
![]() Sadly, the Japanese War Tuba was not a weapon per se but rather a form of "acoustic radar" used to locate aircraft. Via The Athanasius Kircher Society
Take That
"Consumer cynicism is a topic of great interest to Amanda Helm, an instructor of marketing at the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater. In connection with her research, she has conducted in-depth interviews with about two dozen consumers on the subject and has looked specifically at fans of Adbusters. Some of her preliminary findings were summarized in a 2004 article in the journal Advances in Consumer Research.Faux Logo- (NYT link)
Sat-Jun 03 2006
Fri-Jun 02 2006
Lost / Episode #223-"Live Together, Die Alone" / I Take Notes
Why do the Others want Kate, Jack, and Sawyer? Why not Eko, or Locke or Rose? What happened to the super-sneaky Others who never leave footprints? First O'Henry gets caught in a trap and then two Other redshirts get spotted and shot at. And if O'Henry is such an Other bigshot, what was he doing wandering alone in the woods? Why was the Swan hatch left to such undependable operators? Who built the giant statue and what happened to them? And my pet peeve: The failsafe key was hidden inside Desmond's book in the bookshelf all friggin season! Nobody searched the books? I'm really hoping that next season we learn that the EM-field from the Swan hatch made everybody into incurious chuckleheads, or that there is something in the water that lowers IQ. |