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"If you understood everything I said, you'd be me" - Miles Davis "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees" - George W. Bush "There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." - Bertrand Russell "Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government." - Lenny Bruce "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" - Homer Simpson "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we" - George W. Bush |
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Mon-May 30 2005
Web Geekery
I installed the Greasemonkey and Platypus extensions to Firefox. Right off the bat I
was able to modify Bloglines so that the frames are resizable. No more (or at least
a lot less) text running off past the side of the frame. Now I'm wondering if I could
set it so the text wraps around, because that would be a lot more elegant.
Sun-May 29 2005
Say What?
From a WB promo for a new show: "From the daring mind of Ashton Kutcher" Oh crap, he's getting paid to think?!
Sat-May 28 2005
Science
"n contrast, intelligent-design theorists invoke shadowy entities that conveniently have whatever unconstrained abilities are needed to solve the mystery at hand. Rather than expanding scientific inquiry, such answers shut it down. (How does one disprove the existence of omnipotent intelligences?)15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense Via Q Daily News
Fri-May 27 2005
I Have Issues
I liked the "Alias" season finale (zombies!), but I'm still puzzled by Elena
(or Yelena) Devevko's motive, or lack thereof. Just why is she trying to turn
400 million people all over the world into raving, homicidal maniacs? She doesn't
get paid, she doesn't get to rule the world, she doesn't even become the queen
of the zombies. If she just wants to destroy everything I think we deserve some supervillain
exposition.
Mon-May 23 2005
Genius
I can only hope to someday rant as well as Kung Fu Monkey: "This administration -- the guys who threw out the Geneva Convention (fact - and proudly, just ask the AG); sends prisoners to countries so they can be tortured (factitty fact fact); and put into place policies which led to images of Muslim men, 70-90% of whom were innocent according to the Department of Defense, being electroshocked , dog attacked, and bound naked, these images being spread worldwide -- these guys claim Newsweek is damaging America's image abroad?
Dogs Are Good
I love Dogblog. Two Samples: ![]() The Bandanna Brothers here just want everyone who visits this place to feel right at home, especially if every visitor's home contains two really happy dogs who want to play catch so bad they're practically giving off sparks. ![]() This guy is ready. He's ready for his game. He's got his ball and he's just waiting for his owner to come back outside and they are going to wreck some shit. He's got his ball, and he is prepared. Without that collar on, he is so streamlined, he's beyond motion. He makes a greased-up otter look like a manatee's fat, cough-syrup-addicted momma in steel-belted army boots. This right here is the truest thing that has ever been said anywhere on the internet. I know this.
Sun-May 22 2005
Funniest Thing I Read Today
"Britney's overprotective bodyguard and her Gaysian hairdresser should immediately be signed up for their own reality show, in which they crisscross the country in an RV and assist small-town sheriffs in solving petty crimes. Make it happen, UPN."I would watch it, at least once. Link
Sat-May 21 2005
We Kept The Receipts
"The United States administration turned a blind eye to extensive sanctions-busting in the prewar sale of Iraqi oil, according to a new Senate investigation.Link Via Metafilter
I Love A Good Rant
MP George Galloway testifies before Senate sub-committee on investigations "Now, senator, I gave my heart and soul to oppose the policy that you promoted. I gave my political life's blood to try to stop the mass killing of Iraqis by the sanctions on Iraq, which killed a million Iraqis, most of them children. Most of them died before they even knew that they were Iraqis, but they died for no other reason other than that they were Iraqis, With the misfortune to be born at that time. I gave my heart and soul to stop you committing the disaster that you did commit in invading Iraq.Link Via Metafilter A British editorial, wherein the author likes the speech, but not the speaker: "They were at it again, amazingly enough, in the US Senate's Dirksen Building on Capitol Hill in Washington last week. Clearly, the sub-committee on investigations, chaired by Republican senator Norm Coleman, thought they had a live one.
Fri-May 20 2005
Wed-May 18 2005
Bonnie
![]() This is Bonnie. She's a bookstore dog. To her I'm not making deliveries, I'm the nice man who drops by 3 times a week to pet her and call her "sweetie". This is the look I get when I have to leave.
Lost
Alright! A frigging beached ship. You know it's got to be a pirate ship. Arr Mateys, there be pirates ahoy!
Tue-May 17 2005
Mon-May 16 2005
Blogito Ergo Sum
Via Adventures of Accordian Guy...
You Big Kidder
Rumsfeld on the Newsweek/Koran Desecretion mess: "People lost their lives, people are dead and that's unfortunate,Yup, people need to be careful. Like being careful to not mislead the country into an unnecessary war or not doing proper planning for the war's aftermath. People shouldn't do things like that, because then people could get killed. Link And why should those crazy Muslims even believe we would even do such a thing?: Link
Sun-May 15 2005
Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression
"1. Dummy up. If it's not reported, if it's not news, it didn't happen.Link Via Linkfilter
Sat-May 14 2005
Thu-May 12 2005
Unimpressed
Once again I'm taken aback by the excellent programming on the American Movie Classics
cable channel. I'm sure cinephiles everywhere are glued to tonight's
broadcast of the sensitively nuanced Chuck Norris back-to-Vietnam-yet-AGAIN shoot-and-chop-'em-up
"Braddock: Missing In Action 3".
Wed-May 11 2005
Here Comes The Coup
" Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said Sunday that foreign oil companies working in the country must pay taxes he insists they owe the country, or else leave the country.Link Via The Sideshow
Iraq
"* Rumsfeld's eagerness to use Iraq as a test bed for his transformation of the military was a disaster. While the US handled stage one capably, his indifferent to disorder set the stage for stage two.Link Via Unfutz
Tue-May 10 2005
Oh Shit
"Climate change researchers have detected the first signs of a slowdown in the Gulf Stream - the mighty ocean current that keeps Britain and Europe from freezing.Say goodnight Gracie Link Mirror Via Post-Atomic
Good Stuff
"'I've written repeatedly about how the entire club experience is a sham -- a show put on for you, by us, for the sole purpose of separating you from your money as expeditiously and efficiently as we can suck it out of your pockets. Trust me, you're not cool. We're all so thoroughly jaded by this business that we legitimately dislike you as soon as you strut through our doors. You prance past in your silk shirt, give me your ultracool handshake and slip me a twenty, and you won't get five paces into the VIP room before I'm rolling my eyes at Johnny and shaking my head in disgust. We're selling you a dream, albeit an unhealthy, distorted, delusional one bereft of any redeeming value whatsoever, rotting from the inside out. The bouncers don't like you, those gorgeous female bartenders think you're a tool, and we all want 4 AM to come around as quickly and painlessly as possible so we can get our little envelopes full of cash and go the fuck home."I never would have thought I would be as interested in the musings of a NYC bouncer. But this guy has great stories, and he can damn well write. Clublife
Sun-May 08 2005
F****** Brilliant
"Open Letter to Anyone Who Gives a Shit About JusticeIt gets better (and worse) from there Link Via Metafilter
Sat-May 07 2005
Extra! Action!
"The Extra Action Marching Band exists in a world between traditional marching band and ecstatic turmoil. This generously-portioned, smartly-attired group of up to 40 performers include a hypnotic drum corps, a smoking horn section, a bullhorn virtuoso, an aggressively friendly pep squadron, and a sultry flag team who, although not famous for their good taste, know how to work the crowd into a high state of horny hilarity with their graceful, in-your-face stunts and dizzying routines. Together the group delivers a deliriously engaging show with an emphasis on torrid rhythm, spontaneous and unrestrained expression, thunderous upheaval, and remote-controlling the collective ass of crowds everywhere. Extra Action: a frightfully charming parade happening anytime, anyplace, anticipated or not! No venue too large or too small."Trust San Francisco to mutate the marching band into something I would actually enjoy Link
Papers Please
"Congressional passage of the "Real ID" legislation is now all but a done deal, House and Senate conferees having agreed to inclusion of language in an appropriations bill that is all but certain to pass.Link on Bruce Sterling's Blog Background at Politech House approves Real ID Act;One Democrat's Objections
Keep The US Out Of My Computer (And Tivo)
" In a unanimous decision, the DC Circuit Court of Appeals tossed out the broadcast flag, the FCC rule that would have crippled digital television receivers starting July 1. The ruling came in ALA v. FCC, a challenge brought by Public Knowledge, EFF, Consumers Union, the Consumer Federation of America, the American Library Association, the Association of Research Libraries, the American Association of Law Libraries, the Medical Library Association, and the Special Libraries Association.This is very good news. Link |