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"If you understood everything I said, you'd be me" - Miles Davis "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees" - George W. Bush "There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." - Bertrand Russell "Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government." - Lenny Bruce "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" - Homer Simpson "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we" - George W. Bush |
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Dead or Alive.
After 665 days of searching for nonexistent WMD "we" have given up. It's a good thing too, since "we" are unable to keep enormous known explosive dumps out of the hands of bad guys. Oh yea-and Bush Lied
The Other Utility Fog
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They link to me, I link to them, They link to me...
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Mon-Nov 17 2008
Sun-Nov 16 2008
Bloat
I'll be so glad when my Symantec/Norton subscription runs out. It's annoying
enough that Windows isn't ready to rock even though the desktop has loaded,
I also have to wait 10-20 minutes for LiveUpdate's processes to stop hogging
70% of the CPU. What the hell are they doing?
Sat-Nov 15 2008
Chock Full of Zombie Goodness
I availed myself of the Left 4 Dead demo.
It's a hoot - you can even
fight off hordes of the undead/infected alongside Barack Obama.
Tue-Nov 11 2008
Dear Mr. Darwin,
Why do Rhinoceros have terrible eyesight? More to the point, why haven't
they evolved better eyesight? Come to think of it, why hasn't everything
evolved better eyesight?
P.S. The collective noun for a group of rhinoceros is "crash".
Sat-Nov 08 2008
Lost - Season 5 Start Date
Wed, Jan 21, 2009
Fri-Nov 07 2008
Milestone
Utility Fog Blog has passed 250,000 hits. I attribute this more to persistence than
popularity.
Thu-Nov 06 2008
Center, Schmenter - I Want Change
Charlie Stross has a shopping list, and I like it:
After 8 years I'm still having trouble wrapping my head around what having responsible adults in charge will mean. Is it just me, or did anyone else think that that the Republicans acted like they'd watched Delta Force too many times? Spread the meme: Post-Bush Accountability
Election Night in Seattle
The last part of this video has a drag queen leading the crowd in the National Anthem.
Every time it starts to sink in I get a little verklempt. I for one, welcome our new black, muslim, marxist overlords. Obama Dance Party in the streets of SeattleRaw Video | Celebration in Seattle Via The Stranger
Mon-Nov 03 2008
Lost - Season 5 Promo
Slightly better quality Season 5 Promo and Screencaps
First Six Episode Titles And try to wrap your head around this: Daniel at the entrance to an unimploded
Swan Station being greeted by someone in a biohazard suit:
Mon-Oct 27 2008
Geek Out
Plus 9 more How to get my nerd voteVia Boing Boing
Sun-Oct 26 2008
Sat-Oct 25 2008
Fri-Oct 24 2008
W in the Dock?
Charlotte Dennett for Attorney General Via Follow Me Here
Wed-Oct 22 2008
Fringe S01E05 & S01E06
AKA known as "Electricity Man" and "Microwave Woman", respectively.
I thought about doing my usual obsessive-compulsive write-up/analysis for the last 2 episodes when it hit me - I really don't care that much. Fringe isn't good enough to inspire fascination, or bad enough to invite criticism. It just sort of lies there. I'll probably keep watching, because John Noble's acting is light-years beyond his material. But the individual episodes aren't that compelling and I don't believe that the writers have a really cool mythology end-game to reveal.
Tue-Oct 21 2008
Screw the Financial Pooch, Win Valuable Bonuses!
Golly, I hope we don't go and over-regulate those poor financial folk. I'd hate it if something got in the way of next year's 70 Billion in bonuses. Wall Street banks in $70bn staff payoutVia Empire Burlesque
Priorities
The God That Failed: The 30-Year Lie of the Market Cult Via Sentient Developments
Sun-Oct 19 2008
Sat-Oct 18 2008
Discredit Where Discredit is Due
Links Added: Matt Taibbi and Byron York Butt Heads Over Whether McCain Deserves Blame for the Wall Street Meltdown Via Glenn Greenwald
Thu-Oct 16 2008
Good News
We've got economic meltdown and mass species extinction, but one extremophile
bacteria is totally self-sufficient:
Bold traveler's journey toward the center of the Earth Via Beyond the Beyond (Bruce Sterling)
Mon-Oct 13 2008
Making a List, Not Checking It at All
They are so sued. Md. Police Put Activists' Names On Terror ListsVia Boing Boing
Sat-Oct 11 2008
Testing, 1 2 3
UFog Blog has upgraded to run under
Blosxom 2.1.2. Now I need to see if the RSS feeds work.
Wed-Oct 08 2008
Panopticon In Blighty
The sound of Erich Honnecker, wanking furiously in his grave
Sun-Oct 05 2008
Mangle
I thought Bush was painful to listen to, but Palin hurts to read:
Palin, on Offensive, Attacks Obama's Ties to '60s Radical
Fringe S01E04 - "The Arrival"
Yes, it's Massive Dynamic, not Massive Dynamics
Text appears to be a Unix/Linux shell script:
I may be the first person to notice this - worship my mighty otaku geek skills. Questions and Inferences:
Sat-Oct 04 2008
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